I\'m coming to you via satellite from my tanning bed. I\'ve just finished my mani-pedi, and I\'m about to streak my tips. I want to thank everyone in the academy for whatever this award is -- which I will melt down and sell for cash. Because I am Ryan Seacrest, and it\'s never enough. Seacrest out.
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